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Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

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couldn't you just make more wet marks over them after you finished drawing your penises?

#2 - On 07/14/2009 at 3:38am by drano

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smoooth move. phalic drawings never end well, I've learned that from this website.

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 3:37am by Crimson_regret

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