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Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (2881)

On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to meet Dr. House because of it.

#9 - On 02/13/2009 at 6:27pm by Petrov1989

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Wow!! I have never heard of this - EIA first discovered in 1979... You learn something new everyday.

#23 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:22am by RockinCrystal76

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