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Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (3174)

On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to meet Dr. House because of it.

#9 - On 02/13/2009 at 6:27pm by Petrov1989

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It happens if youre just a little allergic to something you eat before you exercise. It's common so don't feel bad and tell anyone who says anything to get fucked

#18 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:01am by Paleshadeofblue

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