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Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by charma (man) - United States (Florida)

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dude stop bitchin about "ohh you shouldnt have told her hes gay blah blah blah" he is infact gay. why would he lie about that to his kid? plus she probably met him or sumshiz so yeah. y'all are stupid lol. :P

#13 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:25pm by o_O_0_o

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Wow, I like how everyone here is trying to be a parent. It's a funny story, so just laugh at it and stop tryna tell him how to run his family. Anyway, FYL haha

#45 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:19pm by TheLordsProdigy

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