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Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (2984)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by mellbelle32 (woman) - United States (California)

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Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:00am by regenzie

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He could have sat in jail. Its YOUR wedding cake! He obviously had enough offenses if he got thrown in the slammer, he deserved it!

#5 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:10am by ohJeeznotme

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