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Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by mellbelle32 (woman) - United States (California)

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Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:00am by regenzie

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Expired is totally different from suspended. Here there is an extra $10 processing charge to renew your license if it expired more than two months ago.

#28 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:07pm by I_am_stupid_also

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