Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you totally deserved it (6571)
On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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are you retarded?
#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:28pm by Uconnrunner
well you certainly got yourself into a pickle my friend. but i think you are worrying too much because there is a world wide law is called in english: you gotta go, you gotta go. in spanish: tu tienes ir, tu tienes ir and french: tu devrais aller, tu devrais aller. anywho the law states exactly how it sounds if you have the urge to go (#1 or #2) you have the right to use anyone's toilette. This even works at the white house, trust me (i always have to go). So what you were doing was completely legal. embarrassing yes, illegal no so don't worry too much about it! have a stellar day!
#49 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:37pm by genius_girl16
Actually, I believe proper Spanish grammar would be ¨(Tú) Tienes que ir, (tú) tienes que ir¨. Tener que implies obligation. Tener implies possession or any of various temporary conditions. But hey, I could be wrong, since I´ve only completed Spanish I.
#68 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:00pm by sithwithashotgun
oh and just thought id tell u that it is awesome that u are replying to comments op
#85 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:37am by eggnogg
i thought thats just what people did...I just registered today and this was my first submission, I'm surprised it got on the site
#86 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:42am by whitewater_al
Wow that is neat.I don't think I've ever seen any OP reply to their own FML. Unfortunately I'm sure there's a lot of mean things people are going to say. But don't let what everyone says get to you buddy!
LOL That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. There is no law that says you can just walk into anyone's house and use their toilet. That's a good way to get your ass shot/ bit by the family dog or arrested for being stupid.
#107 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:41am by Lisasimpsonfan
actually, the french was wrong too... (s)he was saying "you should go, you should go" ;)
#120 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:20pm by PTERONOPHOBIA
Dam... How hard is it to say in Spanish: Te tienes que ir..... its not tu tienes ir, or tu tienes que ir, its Te tienes que ir... I know this for a fact since I live in Panama, and we speak spanish here.
#125 - On 07/13/2009 at 12:01am by Arturo7531
Actually, you are also wrong, #125, because what you are saying, is more like saying You have to leave. Tu tienes que ir is the right way. And I know because both my parents are Hispanic and I've been speaking Spanish since I was born.
#129 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:28am by himynameisjuan
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first. lol joking but haha that must be humiliating :(
Awh. That must have sucked, lul. One time I walked into the wrong backyard at my foster cousin's house. I looked around and ran out. Scary. o_o
well, the person who knocked was a younger brother of someone at my school, so he told his sister and she in turn told EVERYBODY. lol
#18 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:58pm by whitewater_al
well thats not so bad at least you knew them and it wasnt some random stranger who like tried to kill you or something
#71 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:30pm by you_know_who10
that's exactly what i was thinking. no one would do that.
#102 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:12am by ifzombiesattack
I would do that. just how i am NOT everyone is the same D:
#130 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:21pm by Polionixon
This is why I lock my front door. Not really, but it's a good excuse.
#14 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:54pm by redbluegreen
Might want to lock your backdoor.
It says he came through the back...
#19 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:59pm by dinosaursmoo
I don't have a backdoor. Lets hope the windows don't become a reasonable option. x-x
#20 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:02pm by redbluegreen
I feel more sorry for the person whose bathroom you used.
#16 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:56pm by HeyitsPheddy
it'd be hilarious if there was an FML saying "Today, someone broke into my house and took a shit" haha
#98 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:44am by LtDelicious
how can you not know it was your friend's house? I mean clearly you know him well enough to ask to use his bathroom...but you don't know what his house looks like? Wow...
hahahahaha! holy shit, i am so embarrassed for you. FYL for sure, this made me feel super awkward.
#24 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:17pm by bellaellaella
rofl what state do you live in? just so I can make sure of some unknown person uses my bathroom I can assume it's you.
#27 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:21pm by Chr0nicdreamz
hey now... not everyone one from wisconsin is that stupid...
#29 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:31pm by some_random_dude
thats not what he meant at all...that was directed at me, not people from wisconsin
#30 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:34pm by whitewater_al
Awkward........Moment.
Haha, I'm soo sorry for you.
Oh my, the faces on you and the owner of the house. X]
#28 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:22pm by Niko_Peiko_Boo
wat now mudda fuggas! im first coment bich! uj jelous? ya u r.
#31 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:44pm by ScoobyDoo22
bich plz. stop actin like ur da cat meyow. I WAS DA FISRT COMENT BICH!
#33 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:46pm by ScoobyDoo22
bich shut da fugg up. i no tht u care. i meen u care enuff 2 respand. get of my nut sack u lil bich
#38 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:53pm by ScoobyDoo22
bich my nuts must b like 20 tymes biger thn ur bich. so shut the fugg up befo i bye a playne ticket, find youre ass, and teech you some respekt bich.
#55 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:50pm by ScoobyDoo22
lol wtf is your problem scoobydoo calm down and you weren't even first...you were #31 wtf?? hahaha
#57 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:58pm by missmarley93
why do you purposly spell things wrong? you spell it bich and respekt, then you spell it bitch and respect
lol and that would be so embaressing!!
#76 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:39am by MandaHugankiss
BAHAHAHAHA. Your nuts are twenty times bigger? Doesn't the larger the nuts mean the person gets laid less? Rofl, sucks for you. Oh and learn how to spell :)
Lol that's not a fyl its just a funny story to tell people. Lol nice going
#34 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:46pm by heavenandhell
This is the most hilarious story that's been on this site all week.
#35 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:50pm by wienerwagon
i agree. i definately laughed out loud for this one.
hahah. niiiice job OP.
#113 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:24pm by vlgala
I've done something like that before. my friend was having a bday party... so was his neighbor. it took me 20 minutes to find out that I didn't know anyone there lol. i feel your pain!
#37 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:52pm by inside_joke
I agree with #10, if you were pulling up, why would you call and ask to use the toilet? Why would you not just knock on the front door and ask him then? Am i missing something?
#39 - On 07/10/2009 at 8:55pm by riii
why does you picking him up mean that you couldn't have knocked on the front door and asked to use his toilet? if you were already pulling up at what you thought was his house surely you would have just got out of the car and gone to the house rather than waste money on a phone call...
i really had to go, seemed faster to call. and i have unlimited calling so yea...it really happened but if you don't believe me that's fine.
#104 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:17am by whitewater_al
Whitewater! I'm from Fort :)
Anyway, wow, that's got to be rough, at least you knew the neighbor.. What did your friend think of this situation?
#40 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:06pm by shtickemup
I voted FYL. That's gotta be SO embarassing and suck SO much, but since you'd never been to his house before, you should've double-checked that it was the right one, so YDI (kinda, but not really). Just make sure you go to the right house next time. Btw, what happened next? Did you just walk out? Still lmfao!
#42 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:22pm by SurfDaWave
haha whitewater been there before!
next time try to go to the door to ask.. lol
#46 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:27pm by XxMuSiKxMaNxX
just don't smear shit on the walls like in dumb and dumber and you'll be fine.
#50 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:37pm by macc55
Hilarious!
Thanks for posting this. I love funny FMLs like this, and I hate when people whine that they aren't actually life fucking.
#51 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:38pm by airplanefood
Haha if that were to happen to me I think I would be have a phobia of bathrooms for the rest of my life.
lmfao this is sooooooooo funny omg... man this something that would have me crackin up for days maybe years... if that happen to me
#58 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:04pm by ithedarkknight
ahahah that made my day lmao
taking a shit? lmao you better of finished
#59 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:10pm by sliffer_09
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! im glad that wasnt me, but gasshhh, sux to be you my friend,embarassing! =S
#61 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:30pm by MiAmi_BitCh069
wow I didn't know that was a law #3 huh got to tell my friends that lol...
but that had to be akward by it in the past
forgive and forget that's what I always say
#64 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:45pm by larrycarrot
LOL
damn, that has got to suck. Imagen being in a stranger's house and taking a shit, then being asked who you are while your doing it. Akward.
Well it could have been far worse. You could have clogged the toilet and had it overflow.
#72 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:54pm by GatorBites
This is kind of unbelievable... I mean, if you were pulling up to his house, why wouldn't you just ask to use his bathroom once you got inside the door instead of calling him from outside the house? And how'd you get inside the house?
well i was just picking him up, so i called and asked him. and the back door was open.
#82 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:31am by whitewater_al
Whitewater, I see? Well I'm not surprised. You hail from the embarassing behavior capital of southeast Wisconsin.
#77 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:52am by access_denied
What? you called him as you were pulling up into his driveway to ask to use his bathroom? explain yourself!
#78 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:26am by Guitarist45
that seriously just made my day! haha. that's hilarious. sounds like something i would do, honestly...
#79 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:31am by mrshansley
No, that's an awesome thing! I've only seen a few FMLs where the OP actually responded, but you are the light at the end of the tunnel, mafriend. :)
#116 - On 07/11/2009 at 12:40pm by deathbunny256
i like that the OP's actually Replying!
that's awesome. you dont have to wonder "how did that even happen?"
beucase he/she's actually replying!
Good job OP! =P
But honestly.. that sucks ass.
if that happend to me i'd move away...farrr away
haha well everyone just thought it was real funny, just like everyone who has been commenting, so it's all good.
#95 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:20am by whitewater_al
this OP replies, :)
so where was your friend again?
was he in front of his home?
#94 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:19am by Failurewithacapi
It's kind of bothering me that the OP is replying, they NEVER reply! also, that is probably the single-most hilarious fml i've ever heard!
thanks! and idk why it's so weird...i just registered today though, i guess i just don't know how it works.
#97 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:40am by whitewater_al
fmylife would be heaps better if everyone explained exactly what happened by replying. good work OP.
and bad luck bout the incident haha
#99 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:53am by mickyblueeyes
first off, why wouldn't you just ask to use the bathroom once you saw him?
and second, why would you use the back door instead of the front?
#103 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:16am by ifzombiesattack
well, I think I just realized why OP's don't respond to comments.
#106 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:32am by whitewater_al
hahaha the same thing happened to me, i went to (what i thought was) my friend's house and some confused old man answered the door. my mom had already driven off, to make it better
#111 - On 07/11/2009 at 10:47am by threefourteen
I feel like this is the sort of thing that would happen to me.. although it's more likely that someone would randomly come into my house, haha. Very funny, OP. And I love the fact that you're replying.
#112 - On 07/11/2009 at 11:17am by laurisshnazzy
Oh, no! I'm always scared something like that is going to happen to me, with my luck, it probably will. Totally not your fault. I force all of my friends to personally let me in their house unless it's someone I've known for years that has always lived there. #72 is right though, at least you didn't clog a random stranger's toilet!
#119 - On 07/11/2009 at 2:09pm by therearesecrets
Oh shizz...I wish I could say been there, done that xD
You should've answered in an accent "Nobody's home"
...Nevermind
My thoughts are not like others xD
and its coolio that yur replying to comments :o
Never on here have I seen that...
Go you :D
#124 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:16am by xxFailurexx_x3
woooow fyl to the millionth power! i've called my friends to ask to use their bathroom plenty of times! i find it better because sometimes, they're in the house still and they come and open the door for me or something. if you gotta go, then go! but at least you can laugh about it with friends lmao
#127 - On 07/14/2009 at 12:25am by najiiexbabii
That is really funny, if I lived in the other house, I would be laughing when I realized what happened!
#128 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:36pm by CHcincy
hey albert. you do realize that no one actually likes you right?
#131 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:11pm by eastside009
