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Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51037) - you deserved it (10721)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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that would be really awkward. FYL poor guy

#4 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:31pm by av232

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why would you call to ask to use the bathroom if you were about to see your friend anyway?

#10 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:44pm by dang

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