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Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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What a coincidence. I happen to live in Texas and my upstairs neighbor forgot to hook up their drain hose and ended up flooding our place too! Perhaps you are my neighbor?

#12 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:27pm by jomer9

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FAIL, double check next time

#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 2:13pm by Tearz

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