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Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3381) - you deserved it (39687)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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