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Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML
In Soviet Russia, you don't lose keys. KEYS LOSE YOU!
you should of said " the ugly girl can hear you" in Russian to her
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015