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Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by tor (woman) - United States (California)

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that's what you think

#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:30am by mubaki

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Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"

#2 - On 07/10/2009 at 3:31am by JFox

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