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Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (6363)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

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Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her

#11 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:22am by emt430

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I've done that!!! as well as the headbutt!!

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 11:38am by Mr. T

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