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Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (4728)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her

#11 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:22am by emt430

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Someone's not getting laid...

#28 - On 02/20/2012 at 8:52am by linkinpark98

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