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Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39871) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/08/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by ug (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

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