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Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by ug (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

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Or maybe he's not confident and was trying to get the response "hey, why not" because he dosen't think you'd go for someone like him ;)

#7 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:32pm by somesecretname

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Onion rings are good.

#2 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:27pm by Eternity

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