Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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Top comments
pwnrzero 0
YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?
whysoserious22 0
fail
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pwnrzero 0
YDI I mean cmon, this seams fake to me, how about you guys? Who would spend one hour, and couldnt he/she at least scroll a little to make sure it isnt part of the screen?
redbluegreen 41
I agree. Or the OP is incredibly stupid. I really want to say this is fake, just because I hope no one seriously could do this. This would've been more believable if it was a shorter amount of time. I have a desktop, and at least on my computer, it's pretty obvious what's on the screen and what's actually on my computer.
RPGod 0
I've had this happen, but instead of scrubbing, i move the page up and down once
blink182rocks 0
FIRST COMMENT YAY
LolCows 0
Either a legit retarded person, but probably not, or fake.
xTIGERxLILYx 0
Better yet, what the hell kinda a website was the OP on to have a stain as a part of the design?lol
skatagurl 0
ilove blink 182 also but ur30 genius
thabeast 0
this is the person who found out about the fold-out bed after sleeping on the couch (like 6 FMLs down) name suits OP
Duckasaurus 0
It's not the same person. They're from different states. Also, I've done this before, except I just spent only about 5 minutes instead of half an hour. With some monitors it's hard to tell if it's on the screen or part of the page.
kiit23 0
Someone with OCD...?
spoo 24
its ok, just use white out to remove the scratch
Bumlove89 0
#30, Go play in traffic....
chocoLIFE_fml 2
me too
iareamused 0
you're an idiot. that is not how you clean your screens, moron! learn to take care of your tech equipments better.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Oh no! Your life is ruined now?
eatdemcupcakes 4
Seems*
PhishloverA 14
#1: it was a half-hour, not one hour
jjjjessica 0
yeah your user name suits the situation very well and no it doesn't seem fake, i have that problem a lot, but it takes me 30 seconds to figure out what the spot is
ptrek85 0
I read the name as stupid woman so yeah it fits pretty well
NGM_47 0
hmm...this FML was posted once with photoshop. Also, I have seen this "stupid" person submit over 4 FML's and FMyLife wont let more than 1 person with the same username so I'm going to say fake for the first time ever!
NewLight8421 0
reply to 33: their name is stupid not stupid woman, the woman would be the gender on every fml so i think your really the stupid one here reply to 45: just because they submitted 4 fml's means its fake? maybe its their account username? y'know if you submit a fml on your account it uses your username. reply to 30: hahahaha reply to op: bwaha retard xD SECOND!
skylerguns 2
uhhhh dude it reads stupid and the gender is woman but if together it reads stupid woman so you cant get the joke
CaptainDoorknob 7
Whenever I think I see a spot, I scroll down to make sure it isn't just the page. -_-
shamwowz 0
scratching a screen will always solve the spots. goodjob.
Finnboghi 0
That's not nearly as bad as Windex. I'm surprised you haven't permanently damaged the surface of the monitor.
cheeseefungu 0
CRT? or are you too young? some people still have em.
teebonehead 0
How much weed you smoked today bong boy ? Y D I
whysoserious22 0
fail
Anarchy_fml 0
Wow, This is why we need natural selection.
TehUb3rGeek 0
FYL for being mentally challenged, life must suck when you're this retarded.
4440123 0
how did the tiger get there in the first place
zach_fml 4
by stupid (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
alexgisforme3 0
lol that sucks haha sorry