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Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML


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On 07/07/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

#4 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:18pm by hawaii_love

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why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

#2 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:17pm by IndigoKitty

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