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Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

#7 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:38am by hazri

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"but in order to be cool, "
Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

#9 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:39am by EMR

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