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Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (5165)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

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I like the name you posted with.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:34am by Eir

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Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?

#8 - On 03/11/2009 at 2:14am by Ngood7

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