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Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (7586)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

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AWKWARD! D:

#1 - On 02/14/2009 at 12:07pm by lewalrus

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Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

#7 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:25pm by popoman

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