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Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML


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On 07/06/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by FriendsSuck (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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this fml was kinda hard to follow

#1 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:01am by Nightfallz

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Wow. That's why you say, "Hold on a second, guys, I'll be right back!"



#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:18am by onigiriqueen

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