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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8261) - you deserved it (34941)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:23am - animals - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)

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