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Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (42468)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:56pm - animals - by SwordFish8 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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