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Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12955) - you deserved it (35351)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by neverdrivingagain (woman) - United Kingdom

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Your mum was right, too. Being a capable driver is a completely different thing than having infinite supplies of concentration. Drive for an extended period of time, and you /will/ lose your focus. This is why you should take a break every now and then.

#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:59am by cecinestpasunnom

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hahah #3 is stupid..
and listen to your mom idiot

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:37am by SAF

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