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Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (10634)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by ChocoMilkManG (man) - United States

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