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Man or woman?

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29141) - you deserved it (6311)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

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Nothign's wrong with a full figured woman with big boobs ;D.

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 2:59am by Spencer

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Post a picture of them and let us decide

#8 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:21am by DaPerv

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