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Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26772) - you deserved it (5780)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

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