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Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51507) - you deserved it (11710)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

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You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right.


#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:03am by tgm0112

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You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.

#5 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by kath91

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