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Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38391) - you deserved it (7821)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

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