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Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refusd to leave, I grabbd a baseball bat and they spd off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors fir drug trafficking. I had threatend cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47622) - you deserved it (10756)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

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You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right.


#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:03am by tgm0112

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You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.

#5 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by kath91

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