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Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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If you're a guy, then what's the big deal? Toilets in porties face away from the door. He's picturing your back with his phone. Unless you're the kind of people who drop their pants to their ankles when taking a little wizz.

If you're a woman. That's some pretty sick aiming skills.

#14 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:52am by Milkinade

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I don't understand. Portable stalls? Then how could it tip? If not, how could someone get a hand under the door?

#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:20am by Lexia

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