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Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
At least you stopped her from getting on the road and potentially killing someone. :D
naw...you could make up a pretty cool story.
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