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Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (2661)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by K Holed - United States (New York)

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How did she get your address?
I'd keep an eye open if I were you

#8 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:41am by familyguyfan

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If you take her to a club, she can watch your back! I wouldn't fight an ex con.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 7:22am by raabhimself

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