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Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13716) - you deserved it (30943)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)

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