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Today, my friend and I were in her moms car talking about which job was harder: actor or artist. I said, "Art is easy. You just scribble on a piece of paper and call it abstract art." Her mom squinted at me in the rearview mirror and my friend stopped talking. Then she said, "My mom is an artist." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8825) - you deserved it (32481)

On 06/28/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by URGH (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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