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Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19063) - you deserved it (32837)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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