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Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Umm, Did you really want a male doctor touching your scrotum? I would have loved a Nurse touching my junk.

#9 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:14pm by Zer0de

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umm....use a seat cover??
why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

#4 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:14pm by paks7

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