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Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35993) - you deserved it (7769)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

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