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Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

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haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before?

did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it?

lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:06am by Seti

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Does he not know how to make his own smoothie? Or is he just lazy? Or just a prick?

#21 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:27am by englishmuffin

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