Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31579) - you totally deserved it (6530)
On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)
haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before?
did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it?
lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there
I agree.... Everybody knows you need to watch what you're doing with a blender. YDI
#15 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:41am by the_elle_factor
Depends on the blender, really. A good blender, you shouldn't need to keep you hand on top of it... that is why the lid locks in place. However if you have a cheap'o piece of crap, then I guess you do...
hahahahHHAHHAHAhahahahahahHAHAHAHHhhahahahHAHAHHAhHHAHAHAhahahaha hes kool
#3 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:07am by nobeans6131
haha thats fuckin laamee..... i hope youre ok. dump your boyfriend too he's obv a useless sack of bullshit
What do you expect him to ask? If it wasn't for your utter incomptetence the man would be drinking deliciousness right now. Also, have you never seen a sitcom. Exploding blenders are sitcom 101.
#6 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:09am by clutchcake
"If it wasn't for your utter incomptetence the man would be drinking deliciousness right now." LMAO that line made my day.
#40 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:41am by ihatestupidppl
he sounds like a real fag, nice of you to show your one too.
#94 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:44am by brynn18
Total bummer... I hope you still made him one! If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
#7 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:12am by HockeyFanNick
lol, thats great.
i would have asked that same thing.
:D
#8 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:15am by FerrSureKatrina
#4.
Shutup, geeez.
did he want a pussy juice smoothie?
;)
#9 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:15am by laurenlovelyyy
I agree with #10.
And dump that useless piece of meat.
#11 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:36am by ShenziSixaxis
This is why you weren't allowed in the kitchen as a kid.
When you've figured out how the blender works, put your boyfriend on puree with some strawberries and frozen yogurt. I mean, it's what he wanted. Word for word, kiddo. (;
#14 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:39am by redbluegreen
Well, I would've put a YDI if it wasn't for your boyfriend being a tool about it. Hopefully he was just joking and afterwards was all "aww jk I'll help you clean it, you're dumb but still cute". lawl.
first what kind where you making?
and sec your boyfriend knows what he wants besides you know they say face your fears
It's not like a blender lid is going to leave you badly injured or scarred for life. Clean it up and make him his smoothie, geez.
Well there's no reason for you to be stupid and him to be thirsty.
#20 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:22am by dirtyhippie
Does he not know how to make his own smoothie? Or is he just lazy? Or just a prick?
#21 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:27am by englishmuffin
I dont think they're talking about the blender LID, but the -entire jar-. The giant glass thing that is supposed to lock into place. Imagine being hit with THAT.
Also your boyfriend is a tool. Tell him to make his own.
you didn't deserve that because some blenders do stay when their not held.
thank you for cheering me up, i lol'd
#24 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:46am by russianredgirl
YDI for not realizing simple physics
Like the kind a 5 year old would know
It only slightly outweighs a FYL because of the boyfriend
But then, it's YOUR choice to go out with him. I would DTMFA
People, the frigging JAR flew off and hit her, not the lid. Read before you comment!
Your bf is a douche but I'm sure this isn't his sole asinine, insensitive comment and you've put up with it. So FYL for getting pwned by a blender, but no sympathy for having an asswipe for a bf.
While I didn't get attacked by my blender, I attempted to make a smoothie last week. When I turned the jar, the base didn't come with it, nor did the blade, and smoothie poured out the now-open hole in the bottom of the glass.
I was sort of lost for words, and I couldn't fix it. >:(
Blenders are horrifying.. get a nice hand-blender. :V
If you actually READ the rules before commenting, you'd know that you HAVE TO WRITE TODAY whenever you begin an FML.
#50 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:18am by xxXChiiXxx
Every blender I've ever used has had a plastic jar. I don't think a glass one, full of smoothie crap, would be light enough to FLY off without giving you at least a few seconds to get out of the way. And while I'm sure being hit by a flying blender jar would hurt, its not like it's gonna leave you in the hospital clinging to life. (You were obviously well enough to post an FML about it.) YDI, if you're old enough to have a boyfriend, you're old enough to learn to use kitchen appliances properly. And LOL at your boyfriend.
(And for the people who think anyone who finds the boyfriend funny is obviously a dude, well, I'm very much female, just one who is fully capable of making smoothies =] )
#43 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:49am by ihatestupidppl
Okay. You really should know how to work a blender. Lol. It really isn't that hard. Lol You prolly just had one of those moments if you get what im saying. Lol. But If my boyfriend asked if i was makin him a smoothie, i'm not really sure if i would laugh hysterically, or beyond pissed. Tell him to f*** off and make his own damn smoothie!!
#45 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:51am by iBreezy92192
hahahaha my boyfriend would do the same thing. that sucks!
#46 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:56am by jfactor_0425
Lol its sounds really funny, but if my bf every did that to me i would probably punch his lights out:)
#51 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:20am by justchilling
I'm kind of torn. I wanna say YDI for not locking the blender on. but I wanna say FYL for having a douchebag for a boyfriend.
#52 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:25am by xOpheliacx
I dunno...I think that you people are overreacting. The boyfriend was trying to say something funny to lighten the mood after such a crazy happening, and I doubt he was really that concerned with whether or not he was still getting a smoothie. A lot of girls take themselves too seriously and can't laugh at the stupid/funny things that they do sometimes.
lol. I think that's what my boyfriend would've said. You just take it with a grain of salt and laugh about it, maybe he said it to make you laugh. ;)
#54 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:36am by calicokitea
Judging from your profile picture, I find it ironic that you are calling anyone a princess. And I fail to see where knowledge of blenders correlates to having "never worked a day in your life." That was a really ignorant comment.
Okay, first of all you sound like a total douche bag so you should probably go ahead and slap yourself in the face. Second, "you're = you are." UGH. And third, I'm quite certain that a very small percentage of jobs require operating a blender. You're a complete fail.
haha boys are so dumb. and wtf you didnt know how to use a blender lol
#58 - On 06/27/2009 at 11:07am by racheal_nichole
YDI because you didn't lock the blender and didn't hold it down.
FYL for having a boyfriend who's sort of insensitive.
But mostly YDI for being a retard.
Wowwwwww,First,it's called holding down the top of the blender.Clumsy much?
Second,I'm so sorry that ur ashole boyfriend is a douch.
No hard feelings at all :)
#73 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:13pm by hellogoodbyexo09
Dump him. Dump him like last weeks mouldy macaroni into the garbage. LOL (I love my metaphors :-D)
#79 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:57pm by acro_actress95
Apparently you're the only one who loves AND gets them :)
J/K
#80 - On 06/27/2009 at 5:23pm by bollywood_rocks
The way this one is worded makes it so much funnier than it would have been had it contained 'proceeded.'
Thank you, OP, for not being a retard.
#84 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:01pm by MADISAYSYDI
What, your not going to make him a smoothie because you're so stupid you forgot who to use a blender? fail.
Holy crud, you people saying she should dump him on the spot are being huge pricks. It wasn't the nicest thing to say, but christ do you really end relationships over one mistake?
FYL OP, and try again. Everyone makes mistakes.
#93 - On 06/28/2009 at 6:34am by speedmastaflex
That sucks but I think of has been established that you should always put your hand on top of a blender. If you watch movies, they always forget and get attacked.
#98 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:05am by GothamKnight
lol fyl...
but i just want to say one thing...seriously...how many movies and comedy tv shows have you seen where this same thing happened?
haha
you really should believe some things you see on tv. =)
#99 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:51am by ditzykayla
ugh what a dick, dump him! and i hope you get better and someone helped you with the kitchen (:
#102 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:40pm by hard_tobeat
WOW asshole much. My ex did that too me in diff situation and still asked for food......
Girly I am sorry you were hit in the head with a blender top......
#103 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:42am by SweetTea90
Probably not.... She probably said " You asshole" poured the reaming smoothie stuff all over him, and then said "Make your own damn smoothie"
#105 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:31pm by SweetTea90
LFMAO! I have gone threw tons of pages of FML'S, but this one made me laugh the hardest... And 108's comment LMAO!
#109 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:42pm by nh97103
