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Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML
haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before?
did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it?
lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there
I agree with #10.
And dump that useless piece of meat.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013