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Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48616) - you deserved it (28628)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

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Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:17pm by Mandy

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oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

#4 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:18pm by nightswimmer

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