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Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39410) - you deserved it (23772)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by LondonKitsch (woman) - United States

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Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:17pm by Mandy

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Way to go, Queen LaQueef-a.

#20 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:27pm by suckitsucker

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