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Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015