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Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by chessgeeksam - United States (New Jersey)

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..Ouch. And she didn't invite you once the party started? She's as crappy as her friends, then.

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:33pm by Shadic

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#4, that was so stupid that I reported you for abuse. Abuse of the english language, of my intelligence, of the comment system...

#7 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:44pm by texmas

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