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Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was going out the glass doors leaving, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors smashing my head. I'd seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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LMFAO you just provided entertainment for the people who watch the security tapes, I didn't see it in real life but picturing it was enough to make me laugh my ass off - thank you!

#3 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:33am by SweetestSin

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Haha!this FML provided a great mental image. It should be illustrated!

OP, that is indeed embarassing. But no one has to know about it (besides everyone on this site) since you were the only one there.

#5 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:43am by Glam

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