Miscellaneous: Scared shitless

Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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Stay indoors, it's safer at the moment

By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

LMFAO you just provided entertainment for the people who watch the security tapes, I didn't see it in real life but picturing it was enough to make me laugh my ass off - thank you!

Smarty_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

I would have kept running anyways thanks to Doctor Who......plastic people are scary.

Comments

barlessprison 16

Friday 26 June 2009 13:29

LMAO! I feel for you. I can see myself doing this.

lizzzie_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:37

At least if you totally alone, no one saw! In my house (we're forensic students) we use our dummy for precisely this purpose!

stiles_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:37

thats what happens when ur from texas

Oopz01596 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:29

LOL! Now that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! Gona tell my husband bout this one! Thanks for the laugh!

mjrestinpeace21 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:30

lmao

Colby_Colbert 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:54

omg, 1 day you'll be a doctor. scary!!!!

fckaduck 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:21

Haha, aww, I feel really bad for you. That would totally happen to me. FYL, indeed.

ForWhatItsWorth 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:30

Yeah, you're the type of doctor I'de want operating on me when i get into a terrible accident ._. I reckon I'de rather do it myself.

betsymonty 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:15

I agree. I want a doctor who's going to stay calm, no matter what. But would I rather operate on myself? No. But point taken.

kingoftheworld 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:10

Uhhh, she need not necessarily be the doctor who operates. She might be the one who diagnoses, or whatever. : No need to over-analyze(sp?) everything. And D: I'd be scared like heck if that happened to me IMO D: