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Today, a man from across the bar lookd at me, pointd and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offendd, I confrontd him to tell him I felt disrespectd by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (48863)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not.
You'd think people would learn by now.

Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.

#8 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:34pm by Siren_00

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That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.

#2 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:30pm by HeyitsPheddy

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