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Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5632) - you deserved it (33518)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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