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Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30295) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)

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