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Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37580) - you deserved it (6527)

On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)

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I fucking hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special

#1 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:28pm by lancerevo

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find his truck and slash his tire

#7 - On 06/25/2009 at 2:39pm by blumpkin69

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