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Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded to which he said "I'm flattered...but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47495) - you deserved it (6191)

On 03/14/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by dntstopmenow (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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Haha, I've learned from FML to always double check my emails before I send them

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 7:37am by GameRater01

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That is one of the meanest FML's ever! I can't believe someone would do that.

#3 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:30am by nat66623

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