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Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52169) - you deserved it (3198)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

#5 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:10am by chocogatto12

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Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent?

I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

#7 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:12am by AdamGD

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