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Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45917) - you deserved it (2389)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

#5 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:10am by chocogatto12

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Agree with #5.

I am touchy on the supernatrual subject, but any old coot who calls herself Destiny and lives in a tent and claims to tell your future is a waste of money.
of money.

Forunte tellers can't predict anything important, why didn't they predict terrorist attacks? So we could prevent them? EH, too busy predicting future husbands.

#8 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:12am by elliebutton

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