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Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9221) - you deserved it (53275)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

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