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Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

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That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same.
You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?

#5 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:05pm by Mandy

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How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.

#8 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:05pm by harveywallbanger

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