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Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19046) - you deserved it (53243)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:45pm - misc - by Jonnygiant (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 4:55am by CowGoesMoo

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that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 4:53am by jarofarts

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