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Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:45pm - misc - by Jonnygiant (man) - United States (New York)

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that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 4:53am by jarofarts

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Agree with #2.... you didn't hear ANYTHING as you were coming down the stairs? I mean, I could see if you opened the door and took a couple steps out and someone was near enough to see you right then- but to go all the way downstairs and not hear anything? C'mon, I'm a woman, I know how much we love to talk.

#3 - On 03/14/2009 at 5:08am by Nan

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