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Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet. Desperate to get it up I grabbed a blue towel and started mopping it up. The detergent hasn't stained the carpet at all, the blue dye from the towel has. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14975) - you deserved it (21491)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:20pm - misc - by carpetoops (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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