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Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet. Desperate to get it up I grabbed a blue towel and started mopping it up. The detergent hasn't stained the carpet at all, the blue dye from the towel has. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 12:20pm - misc - by carpetoops (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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A detergent that stains would be pretty ineffective... Lol

That sucks, though.

#8 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:09pm by uh_oh

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Put some food coloring on it and make it a rainbow?

#5 - On 06/21/2009 at 5:07pm by manoverboard

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