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Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8809) - you deserved it (40389)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by TBaggins00 (man) - United States (Illilois)

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