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Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by TBaggins00 (man) - United States (Illilois)

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haha i do that stuff all the time. i once was eating a cookie and listening to my ipod and i put the ipod in my mouth. ha.

#4 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:08am by degrassigirl23

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dumbass!

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:06am by nickspohn

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