Miscellaneous: Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house....

By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By SeagullsShouldDie - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

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It's what he would've wanted

By vinvin2210 - 10/02/2023 04:00

Today, we went to disperse my father's ashes in his favorite lake. My brother was anxious to show off to his new wife, and took us to a fancy resort on the lake. He fell into the lake with my dad's ashes. Nobody laughed when he got out. Oh and as he's a stingy ass, I ended up paying for the trip. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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By poppet2010 - 17/01/2010 15:58 - France

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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So long, grandpa

By fcnk - 18/06/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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Shut up!

By Unfun funeral - 31/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML

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What an asshole

By Cam - 26/10/2021 16:59 - Canada

Today, after I found out my uncle took me off my grandma's funeral program, I had to fight to speak. He spent the week taking out his jealousy and anger on me and my sister for being included in her funeral. To everyone else he's played the saint, and the whole family has no idea. FML

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By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

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By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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Mykeh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:15

Wow, looks like your uncle has seperation anxiety. You should feel blessed, it was a gesture of love on his part. Unless he's one of those annoying uncles in which case he came onto you as a prank.

ncochrum 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:40

It's raining men!

Comments

FlyMeToTheMoon 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:02

Aw man thats harsh :/ At least you can still feel close to him x)

kieran247 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:04

apfunction 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 7:49

I got some of my grandma in my eye when we spread her ashes. stung like a bitch.

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:06

He'll always be with you.

Ktulu 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

Like the scène in The Big Lebowski..

neuroseizer 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:22

Exactly what I thought

fegd 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:12

me too

RichardMNixon 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:41

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Dixie_Normous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:14

Me too haha.

baknbitz13 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:33

word.

deathproof_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:09

What is with all these FML's having to do with ashes lately? Weird.

aback 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 13:44

People read them and it reminds them of something that happened to them, so they submit it.

Ox_Baker 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:09

Who the hell voted for this one to be on the page? This is just terrible in every possible way. It's blatantly ripped from a movie, it's copied from a couple of earlier FMLs, and "uncle" is capitalized unnecessarily. **** this **** My Life.

Mykeh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:15

Wow, looks like your uncle has seperation anxiety. You should feel blessed, it was a gesture of love on his part. Unless he's one of those annoying uncles in which case he came onto you as a prank.