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Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56630) - you deserved it (19732)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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