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Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66257) - you deserved it (26862)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:47pm by cyxx

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It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true.

And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk :\ I hope he was just joking.

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:45pm by andelizastrin

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