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Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60942) - you deserved it (24070)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:47pm by cyxx

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I don't know why you commenters are saying the dad is rude. Honesty with your kids is the way to go and to really get the point across, sometimes you have to leave a verbal zinger on your kids. My siblings and I got burned by our parents a lot but it made us realize our flaws. The OP probably won't be such an obvious skank now.

#9 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:05pm by Jaywin

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