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Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Friday 3 July 2015