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Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by mk (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:38am by Kitten07

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Theres so many ways you could have prevented that, warm water (even cold), or your tongue.

#9 - On 06/20/2009 at 9:49am by Aelaena

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