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Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44846) - you deserved it (1637)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

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That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:31pm by camperben

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Please listen to the other comments here. You have a real father. The biological factor is much less important.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:27am by I Understand

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