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Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7716) - you deserved it (76465)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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