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Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe they're endangered because they're too dumb to move?

#6 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:14am by bob1124

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at least now you can examine it closer.

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:08am by mymumim

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