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Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5408) - you deserved it (50034)

On 06/18/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by nerd (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

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