Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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HAHA!! Loser.

It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.

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3rd! btw haha in your face

Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you?

I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.

we need less drivers like you on the road out there

you're the kind of driver i hate :D

Maybe next time you can go all road rage and run your shadow off the road.

Go back to drivers ed. please.

Common sense tells you to not speed up when someone tries to pass you...

What is wrong with a person passing you? Loser. You should have gotten pulled over for speeding.

S-T-U-P-I-D

Total failing loser for speeding up w/o being fully aware of your situation.
I hope the next car that seems to be passing you is a cop.

oh, so YOU'RE that asshole that speeds up just to keep me from passing you when all i'm trying to do is get into the next lane to exit. YDI

Fricken genius

How is this an FML? Nothing bad happened.

Not everything needs to be a competition...especially when you're driving. Idiot drivers like you need to get off the road, so people who are actually good drivers can avoid more accidents. Seriously, why would try to speed up to keep a car from passing you? And then you realized it was your shadow...this FML just has EPIC FAIL written all over it. I have a feeling you do too.

wtf...how do you do that?

i may feel half way bad for you if i wasn't laughing so hard. way to be a total dickwad.

Idiot who cares if the car needs to pass you

What if they needed to get into your lane?
God your rude
I hate people like you

Wow who knew peoplecan be that stupid

You're the kind of asshole that gets people killed. Go f•ck yourself.

Wow, I really want to punch you in the face.
I agree with 18.

Too bad you didn't wreck your car as well

You get two points for that. :3

Loser

Idiot

Why wouldn't you let someone pass you? Its dangerous and illegal to keep speeding up when someone is trying to pass you.....its priceless that it was your own shadow, I award you 100 stupid points! YDI lol

No one likes drivers who speed up like a dickhead.

wow. observant.
get off the fucking road

Psh I think people are rude when they try to pass. So I don't blame ya I do the same thing especially if I'm already going above the speed limit.

in the end, Button won.

Agree with 18
OP, get off the road till you learn how to drive.

I don't get what the big deal is about letting someone pass. I mean, they're obviously trying to pass you because you're going too slow, so by going faster you're just making yourself look like an idiot.

P.S. FAIL

I love how everyone acts like they follow the laws all the time when driving and have never cut off or not followed the right way crap. All you guys suck for being so judgemental and hypocritical!

Thats not true I have people pass me all the time when ill be going like 5-10 mpr over the speed limit.

OP lives his life a quarter mile at a time. During those 10 seconds nothing else matters, it's just him and the finish line.

EDIT: I just realized it's a woman. Probably one of those "I GOTTA BE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE" types and drives slow as balls in the passing lane.

Why would it matter if a car was going to pass you anyway...? It's not like you're in a nascar race.

I was just taught not to do that because it's quite the asshole-ish move. :]

(I also just finished my road lessons on Monday, so yeah... >_>)

Fucking idiot... You deserve it for trying to be ahead of everyone else on the road.

Ha, moron

Weed more my friend.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
its people like you that cause accidents. just accept the fact that someone is trying to fucking pass you and slow down to let them get past. learn to fucking be a respectful driver. its pieces of shit like you that everyone has to pay fucked up high insurance rates.
u fucking douche bag. may you choke on 1000 flacid penises u selfish piece of shit.
fuck u

I hate drivers like you.

You're more likely to cause an accident when you drive up on someone trying to pass you.
It's different if they're just cutting people off, then they're the tool. YDI for trying to prove your junk is bigger than it really is, another ten points for being a moron.

this is not an FML. please explain how your life is "fucked" by this happening to you

hahaha! What did you think would happen when you posted this? You practically asked for these comments.

Ydi for being such an ass. I almost got killed b/c of someone like you...go back to driving school and learn how to drive. Speeding up so someone can't pass you is a dick move and it's idiots like u why accidents happen

wow what a douche bag you are, who the fuck does that? ever hear of driving etiquette?

I got run off the freeway because some douchebag pulled the same shit you were pulling. Dick, I hope you felt like a complete moron, because believe me, you are.

Your peripheral vision SUCKS!

everyone needs to lighten up!

this made me laugh out loud.

You shouldn't be allowed to drive. Not only do you race against other cars, but you aren't very observant either.

it's illegal to speed up just to pass someone, by the way

i hate people like you. if you see a car tryin to pass don't speed up u fucking tard. the reason a person wants to pass is your going to slow dont be a dick. p.s. ur fucking stupid...your own shadow? really? women drivers

Oh gawd this is sad.

HAHA this made my day! but ydi for not letting some 1 pass u even if they are real hahahaha

I think they should make the driving test harder.

Wooow, you need to practice road rage management and get your eyes checked.

Also - FINLAND! THE BIRTHPLACE OF NIGHTWISH! WOOT! KITEE ROCKS!

Isn't this to be expected...I mean she's a woman driver.

Not only are you a fucking idiot, but you're a fucking asshole too. You fail at life

hahahahahahah

wow, you're dumb. See, here's how you can tell the difference. A shadow is flat. And an actual car is 3 dimensional. Remember that next time.

Since when did they give driver's licenses to chipmunks?

Did you obtain your driver licence illegaly or something?

*closes fist and wiggles pinky in the air*

You sir (OP), are retarded

you're a jackass for trying to not let him pass you. what would you gain from that? being at your destination 5 seconds earlier?

needless to say, ydi.

Idiotic moves like that make me terrified of driving.

I hope the rest of the world isn't like you.

Oh my God, that's incredibly sad, OP, you are stupid.

I really hate when people do that. YDI

hahahahaha loserrrr!

you're the kind of idiot on the road that annoys the fuck out of me. If people are trying passing you, it means you're going slow, so just move out of the way. Don't be an ass and not let them pass you.

another reason women shouldn't be allowed to drive

I'm only thirteen. My dad drives like that and it scares the crap out of me when he goes flying and there is a car stopped at a stop sign not far away. He slams on the breaks (not literally) and it scares the shit out of me that we are going to hit it.

Yu sounds just like him. Get off the road. Drivers like that cause accidents. Not the slow people as my dad says. (actually the slow people are going to speed limit. -_-

Durrrr. I'm not gona lie tho I try to let others pass me when I feel like playing lol

Asshole. Why would you not let someone pass you? And how the fuck do you mistake a shadow for a car?

I'm glad you live in Finland so I don't have to worry about getting into a car accident with you :p

That would be a good one to explain to a cop if you had gotten pulled over.

Not*

Fuck you! It's assholes like you that I hate on the road. Speed up so they don't pass you? What is this a fucking race?

Most shredders have a slot for credit cards. That slot will also shred a driver's license. Feed yours into one and wait until you grow up to get a new one.

Speeding up so as not to let another car pass you is an asshole thing to do.
You deserved that.

wow that sounds like a good blonde joke

WHY! So you are one of those annoying drivers who think they're the only ones driving. So childish.

this is not an FML your just as fucking idiot

youre a bitch. and should learn the rules of the road. and are a complete moron

Way to be an asshole. Get off the goddamn road if you're going to be stupid enough not to let others pass you. Driving isn't meant to be a race, but if it was, you, my friend, are the one that deserves to hit the side and burst into flame.

I think Eskimopanda is the OP, they seem to be very defensive of this post and repeatedly posting, even if it is a joke your still a douche bag, I love pulling you guys over for speeding and or obstruction, its an offence to not let a police officer pass you know and when I catch you with my unmarked car I can't help but laugh, think about that next time...

What the hell is wrong with you?

You know... It's illegal to not let someone pass you by accelerating in the USA, or at least NC.

maybe you should try not being an asshole
YDI

but FYL cuz your a fuckin moron

How is this a fml? You're just a tool who deserves to play in oncoming traffic n have people speed up n hit you.

wtf. You all act like you've never done it before. You're a bunch of fucking hypocrites. No, I'm not saying that it's ok, but I think it depends on the situation. If you're on a highway and he's trying to pass you, yeah, that's dangerous, stupid, and a dick move. But if you're on a regular road, and he just needs to get into your lane, then whatever. ESPECIALLY if there's room for him to get in behind you. I fucking hate it when people feel the need to force their way between me and the car in front of me when there are NO cars behind me.

Either way, you're an idiot for thinking your shadow was another car. I don't even get how that could possibly happen considering your shadow would be on the ground.

Wow you are such and idiot. No wonder why there are so many car crashes. You should slow down so people can pass you freaking moron

It's not a race. You're not going to "win" by not letting someone pass you. You're a douche. YDI.

hahaha, wow... learn to drive. and to see.

dork

Oh, so YOU'RE the a-hole who doesn't recognize the merit of common courtesy while driving, and allowing others to pass you when they need to. I've always wondered what motivated folks like you. Now I see it's just ignorance, stupidity, and bad manners. Thanks for the enlightenment.

Thanks for giving all female drivers a bad name.

Hhhahahhahha

YDI for 1) aggressive driving and 2) just being an idiot. People like you deserve to get their licenses revoked- that kind of behavior on the road is far from safe.

Your shadow? Are you, by any chance, some variety of cat? :D

Did anyone notice how it says woman next to the username....explains everything already

This.

it`s kinda like.. loser vs loser... LOL
btw, who won?
it would suck if you lost LOL

Vote #117 for you are a prick for speeding up to not let someone pass you. Not FYL...just FY.

YDI... Idiot, people like you cause wrecks.

Don't do that!! It's so rude. Does it make you feel bad about yourself if someone passes you?? Grow up!! On the road people who want to go faster pass other people not going the speed they want to go, they aren't trying to insult you for goodness sakes!!

People like you should have their licenses revoked.

im pretty sure everything i want to say has already been mentioned. fuck off and die. YDI.

Why the fuck would you not let someone pass you? It's assholes like you that make driving such an aggravating experience.

YOU my friend are a retard.

How in any way does that make your life "fucked"?

Oh, and did you remember to watch out for that other pole 20 feet away? LOL

Know what, you deserve that?
I hate jerks that think that they just HAVE to screw over other people who want to pass.
Its just plain rude.

.

You are an idiot

You're a dumbass and should get your license revoked.

He drives quicker than his shadow!!! Nice slogan for a comic book...

this is an fml? your retarded

That's ok, last week I was sitting in a restaurant that had one huge mirror against its wall.It took me at least 10 minutes to realize the place I was eating at was really half the size. Now, the reason I didn't see myself in the mirror was that along the wall there was a long row of booth seating, and after it ended there were stairs - I though the reflection in the mirror was what was up the stairs. I had the whole thing figured out.

Why not let someone pass if they're obviously driving faster than you? I know this time it was your shadow but i still don't get why you sped up.

I think you should pass me your car keys, buddy.

you are the kind of driver i hate. anyways...shaddow? really? you are stupid.

Epic fail...LOL.

i've never understood why people make such a big deal about someone passing them. wow, someone just passed you. you're now one car length further away from your destination. big fucking deal.

wow wtf... i can't believe i share MY roads with people like YOU. You're not awake enough while driving, to distinguish between a shadow and a vehicle? OMFG. GET-OFF-MY-ROADS-PLEASE.

I hate drivers like that and it happened to me the other day when I waited for cars to pass this guy going the opposite way so I could speed up and get infront of the guy for going 15 or so under the speed limit. The second I get into the other lane when its all clear he speeds up to 60 and then realizes he almost missed his turn so he slammed on his breaks. I gave him 10 good seconds of my horn.

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS? What conceivable reason could you have for speeding up to stop someone from overtaking you? You're clearly going slower, so what does it prove by you cutting them off from overtaking? Just that you're an asshole.

Story should had ended with you dying.

It's not a FML moment but it's still funny.
It's something I'd do!

Who won??

well if nobody notices :)

Drivers like you should NOT Be on the road

Oh, clever.

ahahhahahahaha well, sometimes it happens
when you're in some weird state of mind o0

at least you didnt race against your shadow and lose =)

Please shred your own license, and stay off the road.

wtf... u could've made an accident.. how old are u?18 or 21?..omg..srry for being a bit agressive but man.. u should be more careful.. u are driving a car (1-1.5-2 tones)..u could cause some damage..

OP,
How does it make you feel to publicly reinforce the stereotype women cannot drive?

Why not just let them pass you?? FMLs have gotten worse and worse since it became popular

lol. Why would you speed up? Will you take every fast car as a competition?

At least you weren't racing the Po-Po.

This happens all the time on I-5. Everyone does 5-10 below the speed limit and turns into an asshat when someone starts to pass. Your retarded actions prove that. Get in the slow lane, use your cruise control and stop being a fking loser.

Urggghhh it's because of twats like you that I have to pay through the roof for insurance!


GETALIFE! Racing is not cool, it's dangerous!


TWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWATWAT!

lol....

Why wouldn't you let another car pass you could cause an accident by speeding up.

Thanks, #110! I get frustrated when I'm even on the highway on cruise control and try to pass someone, and they speed up! It's ridiculous. They think I'm personally insulting them or something. #165 is correct.

Why WOULDN'T you let them pass you? Dick.

Why do people speed up when someone is trying to pass them?

It's fucking illegal for one, and hey, maybe that person is in a FUCKING HURRY?

"Look at that dickhead who's late to work because he had to take his girlfriend to the hospital because she almost died! I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM PASS! HAHAHAHA!" (Made up, but entirely plausible situation)

LET PEOPLE FUCKING PASS YOU!

Your a moron. There are people who will kill or severely injure you for that, just let those who drive faster get by, or you'll soon find out the hard way its really not worth it to be an ass.

A few years ago, a good friend of mine was passing a dickwad like you, but couldn't get over in time before ANOTHER dickwad like you decided to make a right turn head-on into my friend without looking. He can walk now. Barely.

YDI and I hope you get your license revoked.

I really hate drivers like you. One of these days you'll end up in a high speed accident because you're ego is too inflated.

Let people pass!

you are so fucking stupid

So.. you speed up to keep others from passing you? You're a douchebag.

genius

OP is obviously an amis.

At least it wasnt a cop. Not much of an fml, just you being stupid.

Stop driving now
Exit the vehicle

your an idiot honestly why would drive like i hate people who drive like you sorry if this is to rough for everyone your the retards that cause accidents because you think you own the road and drive under the limit and then speed up when people who want to drive properly to get around you retards...honestly your dumb

You are the kind of dick on the road that get people killed. If they are trying to pass you because you drive like a grandma its too late to speed up after they start. You deserve to be retarded and keep your own cars shadow from passing you for being a bitch.

EPIC FAIL

You're fucking stupid. Even if it was another person, you shouldn't have sped up.

so you're a jackass and an idiot?

WOOOOOOOOOW ur a real dumbass. nd y tha fuck wud u race against a random car ny ways? were u tryna win a ticket? u a real stupid shit

I hate jerks like you. I hope you die of throat cancer.

Wow. I don't insult people too often, and right now I'm calling you possibly the biggest dick I've ever heard of. I guess, then, that you're the type of asshole that I seriously feel like shooting when I'm out driving? Or following until they pull into a gas station, then stabbing or demolishing their car?
Glad to see one of the biggest types of asshole on the roads willingly admit in a public online area that they're a dick.
I seriously hope the next person you do that to on the road happens to be driving a semi-truck, and that they run you off the road and ram your shitty car into a building. Maybe not a semi-truck after all... that'd be an instant, painless death, most likely. Maybe you could just be a bloody, shredded mess lying in extreme agony in a hospital bed, in such pain that drugs won't help, yet you can't pass out or fall asleep... for a few weeks. Then you can die, but only after that.

Oh you all need to chill the fuck out. Gees.

What was your logic? Why wouldn't you just let them go by? Letting them go isn't going to hurt you.

do you have down syndrome?

You're an asshole, I hate people like you cruising along holding up traffic, then speeding up to prevent people from passing. Hope you get ran off the road by your shadow next time.

Did you win?

You IDIOT!

LMFAO AT #221

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