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Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10109) - you deserved it (41619)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

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