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Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (3417)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by language barriers (woman) - United States (California)

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